Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Whether you’re a scratch golfer or a Sunday-afternoon-armchair-napper-while-the-Golf-Channel-plays-in-the-background-er, these Golfing Green Socks are for you!
There is much debate as to the exact origins of the game - some historians point to the Roman game of paganica in the first century BC. Others assert that the Chinese game of chuiwan began the game in the eighth century. Kolven, another possible origin, was played in the Netherlands starting in 1297. The origin of the Golfing Green Socks was sometime later.
The modern game of golf originated in Scotland, prior to 1457, when it was banned by James II, King of Scots, for being too much of a distraction from the advancement of archery. You know what they say about golfers: rebels.
Go on then, to your golfing mecca, St. Andrew’s Old Course, wearing your Golfing Green Socks. Or put up your socked feet while watching the professionals swing their clubs. We won’t judge.
Note: "Golf socks, swing your thing, it's all mental" appears on the right-hand side of both socks.
Style: Crew
