Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Everyone loves a good Haute Dog, so why not put them on your socks? There's just one catch, these Haute Dogs wear sweaters instead of buns (and we certainly don’t recommend eating them).
These socks are a natural favorite, as the only thing cuter than a tiny dog, is a tiny sausage dog. And the only thing cuter than a tiny sausage dog, it's a tiny sausage dog in a little colorful sweater.
The fun fad of putting your pet in a stylish sweater has taken the world by storm, and these socks will show everyone that you love it too (or can even match your pet!)
These dog-tastic socks feature dashing dachshunds sporting some serious swag in the form of small sweaters. So show off some superior style with your Haute Dog Socks!
