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Wait, What Happened to the Store?

Wait, What Happened to the Store?

Hi, it’s John and Mark.

We haven’t gone anywhere.

After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.

This pause is intentional.

We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.

In the meantime:

  • Our custom socks and business services continue
  • In 2026, we will reintroduce our Sock of the Month
  • We can’t wait to show you what we are working on to make the store even better.
  • Our broader mission lives on through Abilities Rising

Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.

We’re building what comes next.

Thank you for being part of our journey.

We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.

John & Mark

Hi, it’s John and Mark.

We haven’t gone anywhere.

After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.

This pause is intentional.

We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.

In the meantime:

  • Our custom socks and business services continue
  • In 2026, we will reintroduce our Sock of the Month
  • We can’t wait to show you what we are working on to make the store even better.
  • Our broader mission lives on through Abilities Rising

Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.

We’re building what comes next.

Thank you for being part of our journey.

We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.

John & Mark

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Goooal! Socks Men’s Crew Sock

Goooal! Socks Men’s Crew Sock

Soccer can be a very divisive sport. On one hand, some people can find it boring and slow while others can find it exciting and super competitive. Regardless of how you feel about the sport, we can all agree that it’s awesome when an announcer yells “Goooooooal!” I don’t have a smooth transition for this. Oh well, introducing the Goooal! Men’s Crew Socks. This sock features a design reminiscent of a foosball table and is super cool looking. The Goooal! Men’s Crew Socks are perfect for soccer fans or fooseball fans who are proud to be soccer fans and fooseball fans or are somehow embarrassed to be soccer fans for some reason. Regardless of your opinion of the sport, the  Goooal! Men’s Crew Sock is a great addition to any soccer fan’s, or fooseball fans, collection.

 

Style: Crew
Size:
 Fits Most Men Shoe Sizes 7-13
Sock Maker: Sock It To Me
Materials:  55% Cotton, 43% polyester, 2% spandex
Country of Origin: Designed in Portland Oregon; Made in South Korea

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