Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
For as long as we have sailed the seas, sailors have dreamed of mermaids; Beautiful half-fish half-woman creatures that have filled the stories of sea captains for centuries. Well let's not forget that there were Mermen as well. Bring the Merman Men's Crew Socks with you on your your next voyage.
Today, while most of us are less inclined to believe stories of half-human half-fish creature, our imaginations make us long for the simple life Under the Sea; swimming around with our fish friends, stirring awe from passing boats and free seashells for clothes isn’t so bad either (much cheaper than the mall, if a little less stylish).
These Merman Men's Crew Sock keep those stories alive, featuring a merman swimming in the blue ocean. Merman Socks make the perfect gift for someone in your life who loves the ocean, the pool, or wishes they could sprout a tail and swim alongside the dolphins.
Style: Crew
Size: Fits Most Men Shoe Sizes 7-13
Sock Maker: Sock It To Me
Materials: 59% cotton, 39% polyester, 2% spandex
Country of Origin: Imported
