Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
These Do I Look Like a Team Player? socks ask the question everyone already knows the answer to. You’re not sorry that the answer is a resounding “no” and neither are the people around you. It’s not that you don’t know how to work in a group, it’s just that in third grade you broke away from your team to build the best popsicle stick tower in the whole class, which you spray-painted gold (no one knows how you got the paint) and when your classmates said “hey, you were supposed to be on our team!” you arched a brow and asked, “Do I look like a team player?” From that point on, you flew solo. The quirky, intricate design on these Do I Look Like a Team Player? socks is as complicated, beautiful and capable of standing alone as you are. Keep stealing the show and the next time someone questions why you’re not joining in, flash them a sock that asks, Do I Look Like a Team Player? so you don’t have to.
Note: "Do I look like a team player?" appears on only the right-hand side of both socks.
Style: Crew
