Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Glide downhill coolly with these Downhill Penguin Socks. Now you can march like a penguin and have happy feet all winter (or year) long. Although they may not be able to fly, that doesn’t stop penguins from having a good time. These cool birds are the life of the party, and always come dressed to impress with their tuxedo on. March, waddle, or dive your way into your next big party with these Downhill Penguin Socks on, and you’ll be sure to make a big splash!
Penguins may waddle about on land, but in the ocean they move swiftly and gracefully. Even though they occasionally stumble, it doesn’t stop them from keeping their cool and diving back into the water. We think this is a great motto to live by: when life brings you challenges that cause you to stumble, stay cool, confident, and believe in yourself. Wear these Downhill Penguin Socks as a little reminder that like the penguins, you can conquer whatever comes your way.
Style:
Knee High
Size: These socks fit women shoe sizes 5-10
Sock Maker: Sock It To Me
Materials: 59% Cotton, 38% polyester, 3% spandex
Country of Origin: Designed in Portland Oregon; Made in South Korea
