Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
The Deep Sea Queen rules her deep sea queendom from a deep sea palace guarded by elite deep sea narwhal guards. She rules her subjects justly and they in return adore their queen, but she is destined to never be satisfied. She has always longed to know the simple joy of wearing a cozy and comfy pair of knee high socks. Unfortunately, since her domain is the ocean and you obviously would never wear socks in the ocean, her dream will go unfulfilled. Alas, Deep Sea Queen! As a tribute to you, we offer these Deep Sea Queen Knee High Socks to land dwellers.
Style: Knee High
Size: Approximately fits children ages 7-10, shoe size 1-5
Sock Maker: Sock it to me
Materials: 72% cotton, 25% polyester, 2% spandex, 1% nylon
Country of Origin: Imported
