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Wait, What Happened to the Store?

Wait, What Happened to the Store?

Hi, it’s John and Mark.

We haven’t gone anywhere.

After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.

This pause is intentional.

We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.

In the meantime:

  • Our custom socks and business services continue
  • In 2026, we will reintroduce our Sock of the Month
  • We can’t wait to show you what we are working on to make the store even better.
  • Our broader mission lives on through Abilities Rising

Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.

We’re building what comes next.

Thank you for being part of our journey.

We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.

John & Mark

Hi, it’s John and Mark.

We haven’t gone anywhere.

After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.

This pause is intentional.

We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.

In the meantime:

  • Our custom socks and business services continue
  • In 2026, we will reintroduce our Sock of the Month
  • We can’t wait to show you what we are working on to make the store even better.
  • Our broader mission lives on through Abilities Rising

Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.

We’re building what comes next.

Thank you for being part of our journey.

We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.

John & Mark

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Eye Heart You Socks Unisex Crew Sock

EyeHeartYou Socks

Have you been looking for a weird gift to give your loved one? Are your loved ones in to weird things, well we got you, introducing Eye Heart You. Eye Heart You has sparkling and weirdness in ample supplies for all occasions you might be attending or gifting to others.

But perhaps you wanted these sparkling socks for yourself to show other just how cool you are. Then what the H E Double hockey Sticks why not buy these cool socks to show off how much you love you.

For these weird socks here are some weird facts, Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire, Nintendo was originally a trading card company, Everyone has a unique tongue print, just like fingerprints.

So why not buy these socks for what ever reason.

Style: Crew
Size: These socks are one size fits most
Sock Maker: Gumball Poodle(Los Angeles, California)
Materials: 60% Lurex, 35% Nylon, 5% Cotton
Country of Origin: USA

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