Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
On this sock, we see a colossal squid attacking a sea vessel. However, it could be argued that the squid is just normal sized and the boat is just excessively tiny. Either way, these Squid-O socks can invoke many feelings such as, but are not limited to:
Thoughtfulness; for it makes you wonder: are there squid that massive in the deep blue?
Suspense; for you wonder how the ships encounter with this 8-armed bandit will transpire.
Awe; for the detail on these socks are so fantastic, that it’s like you are actually watching the ocean kerfuffle unfold
Hunger; for you can’t help but think about having calamari for dinner tonight…
And if you are feeling a need to buy these socks, all you need to do is click that button that says ADD TO CART. I’m pretty sure you will find said button because it’s very easy to sea!
Style: Crew
