Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hail the smartest cats you know in our Smarty Cats Socks! There’s no shame in admitting that your cats are the smartest people you know. If it weren’t for the child locks you installed, they’d probably be running your house by now. Wear your cat-doration with pride in these Smarty Cats Socks. Quirky, just like you, these socks feature a purple backdrop covered in smarty cats with turquoise on the heels and toes. Sometimes you think your cats are too cool even for you. Sure, you’re the one that taught them all their tricks, like how to pose for photos and flush the toilet but that doesn’t mean they haven’t outgrown you. Grab a pair of Smarty Cats Socks to remind them how much you love and recognize their talents and remind yourself that you are also the one who child-proofed the stove so that they would stop turning it on and nearly burning down the house.
