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Wait, What Happened to the Store?

Wait, What Happened to the Store?

Hi, it’s John and Mark.

We haven’t gone anywhere.

After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.

This pause is intentional.

We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.

In the meantime:

  • Our custom socks and business services continue
  • In 2026, we will reintroduce our Sock of the Month
  • We can’t wait to show you what we are working on to make the store even better.
  • Our broader mission lives on through Abilities Rising

Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.

We’re building what comes next.

Thank you for being part of our journey.

We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.

John & Mark

Hi, it’s John and Mark.

We haven’t gone anywhere.

After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.

This pause is intentional.

We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.

In the meantime:

  • Our custom socks and business services continue
  • In 2026, we will reintroduce our Sock of the Month
  • We can’t wait to show you what we are working on to make the store even better.
  • Our broader mission lives on through Abilities Rising

Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.

We’re building what comes next.

Thank you for being part of our journey.

We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.

John & Mark

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Hot Dogs Socks Women's Crew Sock

Hot Dogs Socks

Hot Dogs Socks have four-legged hot dogs, depicted as hot dogs, that will keep two-legged lovers of hot dogs and hot dogs cool.  We would ask if you follow us, but since only the hottest hot dogs wear these hot dog socks, we already know that we're on the same page.

To be frank(furter), dachshunds are simply adorable thanks to their floppy ears, long snouts, and even longer bodies.  There's a profound majesty to their pose while they maintain an air of tremendous silliness. We couldn't think of a better dog to regularly relish with these Hot Dogs Socks.

Young or old, these Hot Dog Socks show that you're committed to your love of the dachshund.  Sure, the name literally translates to “badger dog” from its German name, but we don't feel like we have to badger you about these gems.  So grab your spatula, fire up the grill, and wear these socks proudly at your next BBQ.
 
Style: Crew
Size:
Sock size 9-11 will fit a women's shoe size 5-10
Sock Maker: Sock It To Me
Materials: 75% cotton, 20% polyester, 5% spandex
Country of Origin: Designed in Portland Oregon, Made in South Korea

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