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Wait, What Happened to the Store?

Wait, What Happened to the Store?

Hi, it’s John and Mark.

We haven’t gone anywhere.

After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.

This pause is intentional.

We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.

In the meantime:

  • Our custom socks and business services continue
  • In 2026, we will reintroduce our Sock of the Month
  • We can’t wait to show you what we are working on to make the store even better.
  • Our broader mission lives on through Abilities Rising

Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.

We’re building what comes next.

Thank you for being part of our journey.

We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.

John & Mark

Hi, it’s John and Mark.

We haven’t gone anywhere.

After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.

This pause is intentional.

We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.

In the meantime:

  • Our custom socks and business services continue
  • In 2026, we will reintroduce our Sock of the Month
  • We can’t wait to show you what we are working on to make the store even better.
  • Our broader mission lives on through Abilities Rising

Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.

We’re building what comes next.

Thank you for being part of our journey.

We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.

John & Mark

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Christmas Cat-Astrophe Socks Women's Crew Sock

Christmas Cat-Astrophe Socks

Any Christmas Catastrophe is a cute one when wearing Christmas Cat-Astrophe Socks.

Sure, we’ll admit it, Christmas can be a catastrophe. Trees and the Rib Roast burn. The potpourri skunks. Santa isn’t actually—

and the cat shreds up the chili-pepper lights. Terrible, terrible.

Reader, buy the socks beloved by Ol' Saint Nick himself: buy some Christmas Cat-Astrophe Socks. You'll be the only sane element at your Christmas dinner. Cats are crazed.

Style: Crew
Size: Women One-Size-Fits-Most (women’s shoe size 5 – 10.5)
Sock Maker: Sock Smith (Santa Cruz, California)
Material: 63% Cotton, 34% Nylon, 3% Spandex
Country of Origin: Korea

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