Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Relive your favorite alligator horror movie (Lake Placid!) with Alligator 3D Socks! Scream in comfort as this soft sock consumes your foot and leg! Seriously, the Alligator 3D Socks are so soft and comfortable that you won’t even notice that they are munching on your feet all day.
Okay, please know that we are just kidding. Socks can’t eat feet or eat anything so have no fear, you and your toes are safe in the Alligator 3D Socks. The next time you are at your local swamp you should wear the Alligator 3D Socks and see if any of the alligators are fooled and think your feet are real-life alligators! Maybe the alligators will invite you and your Alligator 3D Socks to get lunch or see a movie at the local swamp cinema.
Whatever you do, do not mix up the Alligator 3D Socks for a crocodile sock. For years, alligators have been mistaken for crocodiles and it makes them very upset, so upset that their sock mouths might just CHOMP on your legs! Just kidding…maybe!
Style: Crew
