Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
You may not be as stealthy as a ninja, but when you're wearing your
Ninja Socks, the threat of your unattainable ninja skills will be misunderstood by all. And isn't the art of confusion a ninja skill in its own right?
So while you may not be eager to put in the endless hours of ninja training, why not put on your
Ninja Socks and at least enjoy a classic ninja film like American Ninja with Michael Dudikoff! Or the sequel,
American Ninja 2: The Confrontation with Michael Dudikoff! Or – yes, there's another one -
American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt with David Bradley and no Michael Dudikoff! Or – nope, it never ends -
American Ninja 4: The Annihilation with David Bradley AND Michael Dudikoff! Or – seriously, there's no escaping it -
American Ninja V with David Bradley and no Michael Dudikoff again!
Needless to say, you have ninja movies to watch, and only
Ninja Socks will keep your feet from running away from the amount of
American Ninja movies you need to watch to be a ninja (movie-watching) master.
