Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Children are like monkeys, or so the average parent may say. These Monkey Socks will ensure your child can easily climb that branch he was eyeing just a moment ago. If you think your youngster is just going out to play with his or her friends think again. What they really are doing is using their ninja-like flexibility to jump from branch to branch, tree to tree. They do say those tails come in handy for something. Not only will these Monkey Socks help your child to grip the bark better, they’ll be able to help their jungle reputation; no one will ever question their monkey ability again, not even their fellow monkey-mates.
Don’t be surprised if when you take these Monkey Socks to the wash later you may find a twig or two or even a leaf stuck to the fabric. That’s just a souvenir from all the monkeying they’ve been doing. These Monkey Socks are for your child what Superman’s cape is for Superman: it’s their secret to how they can fly, only they happen to be flying through the jungle.
Style: Crew
