Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Nothing communicates the sense of trust that is needed to build and win a case than by wearing these
Trust Me I'm A Lawyer Socks!
Maybe you're not a lawyer but you know one that is in the middle of a tough case. With these
Lawyer Socks, they will almost certainly find the strength within to win the case. Or perhaps surprise your current lawyer with a pair of these nifty socks before they surprise you with a not-so-nifty bill.
We trust that you are the best lawyer that you can be. After all, that's what your
Lawyer Socks will convey say once they arrive in the mail. So trust us when we tell you that you're going to want to order a second pair!
Style: Crew
Size: Sock size 10-13 will fit a men's shoe size 7-12
Sock Maker: Foot Traffic (Kansas City, Missouri)
Materials: 65% Cotton, 15% Nylon, 15% Polyester, 5% Spandex
