Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
You’re going to want to be careful wearing these Hot Sauce Socks, because the heat from these socks may be too hot to handle!
We’ve all experienced it once or twice; you think you’ve only used a tiny bit of hot sauce, then BOOM! It hits you full force! But maybe that level of heat and spice is what you’re looking for. Maybe you’re tired of plain, bland, and boring food. Maybe you’re feeling feisty and want to spice up your palate. These Hot Sauce Socks will do just the trick to spice up your taste buds… and your wardrobe.
Got a friend who’s obsessed with hot sauce? A friend who can’t get enough spice? A friend who is crazy (smart) enough to carry one of those mini travel hot sauce bottles on them at all times? These Hot Sauce Socks are sure to be a hit and a great gift to help feed your friend’s hot sauce obsession.
Careful with these Hot Sauce Socks, you're going to want to put these socks on everything.
Style: Crew
