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Wait, What Happened to the Store?

Wait, What Happened to the Store?

Hi, it’s John and Mark.

We haven’t gone anywhere.

After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.

This pause is intentional.

We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.

In the meantime:

  • Our custom socks and business services continue
  • In 2026, we will reintroduce our Sock of the Month
  • We can’t wait to show you what we are working on to make the store even better.
  • Our broader mission lives on through Abilities Rising

Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.

We’re building what comes next.

Thank you for being part of our journey.

We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.

John & Mark

Hi, it’s John and Mark.

We haven’t gone anywhere.

After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.

This pause is intentional.

We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.

In the meantime:

  • Our custom socks and business services continue
  • In 2026, we will reintroduce our Sock of the Month
  • We can’t wait to show you what we are working on to make the store even better.
  • Our broader mission lives on through Abilities Rising

Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.

We’re building what comes next.

Thank you for being part of our journey.

We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.

John & Mark

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Groom Socks Men's Crew Sock

Groom Socks

It’s your day too and we have Groom Socks just for you. Sure, your bride-to-be may have been thinking about this day since she was a little girl and everyone gushes over her, but the wedding cannot take place without you and you deserve your very own sock. So we have these snazzy Groom Socks made just for you by the good folks at Gumball Poodle and proudly made in the United States of America.

Of course, you can wear these for your bachelor party. When you and the boys head out on the town, let everyone know that you’re the man of the hour, the one to be feted. Imagine smoking a cigar, your feet up and your Groom Socks out there for everyone to see. But you can wear them to work or don them when trying on your tux.  

Style: Crew
Size: Fits most shoe sizes
Sock Maker: Gumball Poodle (Los Angeles, California)
Materials: 69% Cotton, 29% Nylon 2% Spandex
Country of Origin: USA

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