Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
You’re the Best Man, the ring leader, and we have your Best Man Socks. Black and white like the tuxedo you will wear on the big day, forceful and suave, just like you.
You’re there to calm the Groom’s nerves. And you organize the bachelor party, no pressure, just a party he needs to remember for the rest of his life. You got this. You put on your Best Man Socks and you’re as invincible as Bat Man in his cowl and cape.
Then comes the wedding day and you need to rise up and give that speech. You‘ve got the speech, right? Mixing insights, camaraderie, admiration and humor in the right combination. You’ve got the humor, maybe a joke to get things started. Here are a few to help get you going:
“So where do I start with Jack? Jack is handsome, clever, witty, generous, char….cha… Sorry, mate, can’t read your writing. You’ll just have to tell me that part later. Anyway…”
“Jill, you are an amazing woman who deserves a wonderful husband. And I promise you I won’t rest until I get to the bottom of what’s gone wrong here.”
Don’t worry. You’re wearing your Best Man Socks. Nothing can go wrong. And they’re made in the U.S. just for you. Enjoy.
Style: Crew
