Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Beer and Pretzels Socks don't just have beers on one sock and pretzels on the other, because when it comes to the two delicious items, tandem is the only way to go.
In fact, change the phrase. Bread and butter go together like beer and pretzels. A frothy, carb-loaded beverage matched with a food that is almost entirely carbs? What could possibly be better than that? Having them forever displayed on these
Beer and Pretzel Socks, of course. John of John's Crazy Socks may not be a beer drinker – ginger ale is more his style – but he joins his Dad for a visit to the local pub where his Dad will down a pint or two and they’ll play some foosball or watch a game. We have some great places in the neighborhood, including
Nag’s Head,
Finnegan’s,
Sapsuckers,
Vauxhall and
Rust and Gold, where these socks are regularly worn to.
You are sure to be the king of the bar when you arrive in your
Beer and Pretzel Socks. Cheers!
