Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Back in the Cretaceous period of the Mesozoic era 247 million years ago it was hard to find a good bottle of wine. These ancestors to the birds probably wandered into a fermented puree of prehistoric berry froth and quite by chance found the after effects to be somewhat odd but delightful. As T-Rex frolicking in a stuper, she bumped into a brontosaurus who was weirdly attracted yet understandably distant. Following the scent finds the frothy brew and that's how the Winosaur myth was born.
Today we revel in the distant past of what it might have been like not to get trampled by a drunk dinosaur. In commemoration we sell these Winosaur Men's Crew Socks - a wonderful conversation starter. Paleontologists unite and spread the myth once again.
Style: Crew
Size: Sock size 10-13, will fit a men's shoe size 6.5-12
Sock Maker: K.Bell
Materials: 52% Cotton 45% Nylon 3% Spandex
Country of Origin: Imported
