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Wait, What Happened to the Store?

Wait, What Happened to the Store?

Hi, it’s John and Mark.

We haven’t gone anywhere.

After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.

This pause is intentional.

We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.

In the meantime:

  • Our custom socks and business services continue
  • In 2026, we will reintroduce our Sock of the Month
  • We can’t wait to show you what we are working on to make the store even better.
  • Our broader mission lives on through Abilities Rising

Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.

We’re building what comes next.

Thank you for being part of our journey.

We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.

John & Mark

Hi, it’s John and Mark.

We haven’t gone anywhere.

After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.

This pause is intentional.

We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.

In the meantime:

  • Our custom socks and business services continue
  • In 2026, we will reintroduce our Sock of the Month
  • We can’t wait to show you what we are working on to make the store even better.
  • Our broader mission lives on through Abilities Rising

Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.

We’re building what comes next.

Thank you for being part of our journey.

We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.

John & Mark

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Army Trainer Socks Unisex Crew Sock

Army Trainer Unisex Crew Socks

The perfect sock for any Army veteran or current enlisted man or woman, we present these fabulous Army Trainer Unisex Crew Socks!  These socks are unique and officially licensed by the US Army!  Featuring a classic grey background with black stripes and "ARMY" emblazoned in black, these Army Trainer Unisex Crew Socks simply mean business - just like the US Army trainers!

Features:

  • 100% Premium cotton for enhanced comfortability.
  • Double layered cotton bottom foot maximizes cushioning.
  • Thickened toe and heel for elite cushion and comfort.
  • Cotton tube ribbing for flexible and snug fit.
  • Knit style socks with our best quality yarn.

Description:

  • Material: 70% Cotton, 15% Nylon, 15% Spandex
  • Silhouette: Crew
  • Thickness: Medium
  • Type: Knit
  • Size: 6-13 Unisex

    Instructions:

    • Machine wash cold
    • Dry inside out

     Country of Origin: China

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