Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Hi, it’s John and Mark.
We haven’t gone anywhere.
After nine wonderful years of shipping socks around the world, creating meaningful jobs, and spreading happiness, we’ve decided to pause our direct-to-consumer online store.
This pause is intentional.
We’re taking time to reflect on everything we’ve learned, streamline what worked best, and rebuild the store so we can be stronger, more focused, and even more joyful. When we return in 2026, it will be with an updated version of John’s Crazy Socks, rooted in the same mission we’ve always had: spreading happiness and showing what people with differing abilities can do.
In the meantime:
Most importantly, John’s Crazy Socks is not closing.
We’re building what comes next.
Thank you for being part of our journey.
We can’t wait to share what’s ahead.
John & Mark
Attention!! At ease. Welcome potential buyers, my name is General Armond Man and today you will be introduced to the newest cutting edge in sock technology. May I present to you the new Army Men Socks Men’s Crew Sock. This new sock has been crafted by some of the best and brightest minds we can find in order to produce the finest pair of footwear you have ever experienced. This Army Men Socks Men’s Crew Sock is fitted with the finest soldiers this here plastic regiment has ever produced. Their sole mission is to bring the wearer comfort and style that can only be found in the green plastic grit of an army man.
The soldiers featured on this Army Men Socks Men’s Crew Sock have been modeled after those toy soldiers you used to play with as a kid, giving you that oh so sweet sense of nostalgia you may be craving. Now I know you must be thinking, ‘Do these awesome socks come with an actual set of army men?’. Well unfortunately no, we need enough men for the socks. These Army Men Socks Men’s Crew Sock were created for the wearer and the wearer only, so if you’re interested buy yourself a pair and feel the comfort and intrigue of these awesome socks. Sound good!!! (Sir, yes sir).
Style: Crew
