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Patriotic Eagle Socks - Crew Socks for Men

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$13.00

Patriotic Eagle Socks

On a scale of one to Patriotic Eagle Socks, how free are you tonight? Make sure to keep an ear out for the doorbell, because freedom never knocks. It rings.

These beautiful Patriotic Eagle Socks will have your smile shining from sea to shining sea! From New York down to Houston your socks will positively be the talk of patriots everywhere. This will, of course, give you plenty of chances to test out a few patriotic jokes:

Who was the most honest president? No, not George Washington, it is Abraham Lincoln because he was in-a-cent (He is on the Penny. Get it?)

How many stars does America have on yelp? Fifty out of five.

While your Patriotic Eagle Socks won’t prevent people from groaning at your terrible jokes, at least everyone will understand why you are telling them. But don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t tell these silly jokes, because in your Patriotic Eagle Socks, you Ameri-CAN.

Style: Crew
Size: Sock size 10-13, will fit a men's shoe size 6.5-12
Sock Maker: K.Bell
Materials: 63% Cotton, 35% Nylon, 2% Spandex

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