Good morrow, fair gents. Let us Hark! To the Microbrewery! There we will enjoy a fine evening of delightful beverages and fine company. I’ve been waiting fortnights for this!
Ok - so maybe nobody talks like that - but how much fun is it to say “hark”? And really this is a much more eloquent way to gather your guys together for a night on the town having beers at your favorite dive bar. This invitation sounds classy, noble even. Hark! To the Microbrewery! You just can’t say no to that.
Plus, how often have you wished that you could return to the medieval days of knights in shining armor? Knights who rode majestic stallions and carried manly swords? That kind of thing might get you arrested if you tried it now. But calling out Hark! To the Microbrewery! will only get you new friends and admirers. It brings out your inner knight - don’t we all have that? Is it just me….?
Note: "Hark! To the microbrewery. At once!" appears on the right-hand side of both socks.
Style:Crew Size: These men's crew socks fit men's shoe sizes 7-12 Sock Maker: Blue Q (Pittsfield, Massachusetts) Materials: 59% Combed Cotton, 38% Nylon, 3% Spandex Country ofOrigin: China